Call for a Ban: Padawan (7) / Flyer

[Kerafym]

No. I've only executed this game twice in the last 9 months or so. It wasn't Duo, either.

[Ramshi]

how would you know it wasn't duo though. just because he said he quit forever doesn't mean he actually did.

[Kerafym]

Because I know him pretty well and I know that he didn't do this. I also am 90% sure that I know who actually did it.

[Ramshi]

Yeah, I'm starting to feel that way too. Who was it, then?

[Ramshi]

Maybe it was Flyer?

[piipe]

Because I know him pretty well and I know that he didn't do this. .

[Flyer]

it was me you fuckers. i'll tell you the real story. ramshi, ceasar, magyk, like taking it up the ass, and swallowing my cum as i rape them in siege. even piipe was a fucking pussy today who i once thought seemed alright.

i join tempest on korriban, and see your faggot rs clan stacking the teams entirely, and spamming their dicks off. reminiscent of lick/RCB pub days, typical.

our team sucked it up, and I won us the round easy with a bit of solid team healing and protect/absorb/mt. because that's how you win korri when you don't fucking suck.

next round we spam about half as badly as them, and they start crying. i tell them they are shitties cause i didn't see one single team heal or mind trick all round, and nicely tell them all they need to do is practice janning some more (still not even trolling at this point). magyk rages and says they will win hoth next round (which they didn't LOL)

of course in order to give themselves a fighting chance on hoth, they spam shields all round, they let ceasar double throw all fucking 20 of his mines at every chokepoint along the way, spam golans + rockets at the midget door, spam the elevators, and overall decided to be complete faggots on defense.

next round i throw a few mines at them the next round to give them a taste of their own medicine (and that i didn't even do that much, they thought me placing mines was spam too), and they cry rape.

piipe is a fucker who doesn't even know what spamming is. yes, i intentionally spammed all 20 of my mines on the midget door once, but every time after that i just placed and you are too fucking distracted by magyk swallowing your cum to have any awareness of what was going on.

luckily, i remembered to /niceshot, i'm sending you a demo of the whole thing guard, you will see your faggot clan in a new light. if you still feel what i did was worse than what they did the first round, i'll even give you my real IP address.

even though i obtained the password through...other means, i never abused it once. your admins yews it as a tool to let their clan buttbuddies spam their dicks off and then declare other people doing it back to them as against the rules.

by the way, magyk needs to get back on his fucking knees. he's getting too big for his britches.

[Baconiser]

even though i obtained the password through...other means, i never abused it once.

i'd say 'irony', but the sentiment would be lost on this troll................

[Caesar]

OK first who is flyer???? Never heard of the dood aside from a stray post of his. Secondly U MAD BRO?
Anyway dude it seems to me that you need a Counselor not council admin.

and swallowing my cum as i rape them in siege. even piipe was a fucking pussy today who i once thought seemed alright.

[Magyk]

Anyway dude it seems to me that you need a Counselor not council admin.

@Ceas:

Flyer is just a sad, sad, lonely little man.


Here is Flyer's story revised & accurate. I highlighted some of the revisions.

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i join tempest on korriban, and see your rs clan playing together reminiscent of lick/RCB pub days, typical.

our team sucked it up, and I won us the round barely with a lot of solid team healing and protect/absorb/mt.

next round we spam about six times as badly as them. i tell them they are shitties cause they can't get around our wall of mines and annoyingly tell them what a jan god I am or some shit (trolling at this point). magyk explained to me that 6+ rax jorises spamming will always defeat Team Heal, but says they will win hoth next round (they were rolling us on hoth until I started spamming and banning LOL)

they double bagged jan at a few objectives, but that was about it.

next round i play fair until codes and then realize I'm getting rolled, so I throw all my mines at doors, and down elevators.
i intentionally spammed all 20 of my mines on the midget door.

i obtained the password through illegal means, i abused it. your admins yews it as a tool to keep people who break the rules in check.

by the way, magyk I want to grow up to be just like you. I love you. You're my idol.