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ATTN: Everyone

Postby GUARD!AN on Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:20 pm

Why does the weirdest shit happen when I am away?

Once I am done with college and summer starts, you are getting another coming Flyer. But first, guess what, I have you and your IP in the Impulse logs ;)
(and not the fake flyers I see on Impulse right now, I have it from back when you first went to the server and trash talked Randir...who by the way I consider a solid pick)

So you have until my last final exam to make amends with everyone. If you have not done so by that time, I will publicly post your REAL IP, and as a community I'm sure we'll figure out who you are. Oh, and I will ban you. Not necessarily in that order, it will depend on my mood at the time.
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–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.
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Re: ATTN: Everyone

Postby tens0r on Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:48 pm

You won't ban shit because all he did was talk shit to people which everyone does on here.
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Re: ATTN: Everyone

Postby GUARD!AN on Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:49 pm

He can yews his real IP to come back and talk shit.
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–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.
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Re: ATTN: Everyone

Postby tens0r on Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:50 pm

GL banning a proxy because there isn't 200 other ones to yews.
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Re: ATTN: Everyone

Postby GUARD!AN on Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:55 pm

That's ok, I can keep banning them. In fact it will help me get up to date on all the latest proxies I should ban so no one else can yews them.
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–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.
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Re: ATTN: Everyone

Postby tens0r on Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:26 pm

Dick move.
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Re: ATTN: Everyone

Postby Laser on Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:25 am

go Guard! u da man!
Less QQ more Pew Pew
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Re: ATTN: Everyone

Postby Sqrl2k on Sat Apr 30, 2011 8:34 am

Guard gonna lay the smackdown on ur candyass. =p
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Re: ATTN: Everyone

Postby Flyer on Sun May 01, 2011 4:55 pm

Guard, why should I have to say sorry for Turkey and Laser being bad at giving head? I would have thought with how often they open their mouth he'd be good at it by now. I'm being a nice guy and enabling him to practice.

And Turkey instigated me after I attempted to report that rundeer can't play for shit. So I had to do what I had to do, declare him my bitch.
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Re: ATTN: Everyone

Postby Turky on Sun May 01, 2011 6:50 pm

Flyer wrote:And Turkey instigated me after I attempted to report that rundeer can't play for shit. So I had to do what I had to do, declare him my bitch.

GUARD!AN wrote:when you first went to the server and trash talked Randir...who by the way I consider a solid pick)


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