If you mix flour, water and salt you get glue.
If you add eggs, baking powder and oil, you get cake.
Where does the glue go?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
What do you call a deer with no eyes...
No idea...
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea...
What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs and no penis?
Still no fucking idea...
What do you call a man in a river?
Bob
What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a goal?
Annette
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says "ay mate, why the steering wheel in your pants?"
The Pirate says "ARRGHHH! I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!!"
BLAME ANUB!
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Re: hi
by Max Rambone on Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:55 pm
LoL.
What is a free gift? An oxymoron.
~archi
What is a free gift? An oxymoron.
~archi
Eventus stultorum magister.
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Re: hi
by Turky on Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:37 am
piipe wrote:are those jokes????
cuz i dont really think they are funn, except the last one
maybe england jokes aren t like chileans jokes
They are funny... in a pathetic way.
ps: plz teach me this chilean humor u speak of xDDD
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Re: hi
by piipe on Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:29 am
hmmm let me think on a joke..
well i think chilean humor is more vulgar xDD
for example this can be funn
what did say the ass to the heart????
you fall in love and he puts it to me xDDDDD
o god im so funn xDDD
btw i couldnt find the right word on english
well i think chilean humor is more vulgar xDD
for example this can be funn
what did say the ass to the heart????
you fall in love and he puts it to me xDDDDD
o god im so funn xDDD
btw i couldnt find the right word on english
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Re: hi
by Laser on Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:13 am
they're not meant to be funny, they're meant to be cringe-worthy.
A free gift is not an oxymoron.
Chilean 'humour' is even worse than mi bullshit.
A free gift is not an oxymoron.
Chilean 'humour' is even worse than mi bullshit.
Less QQ more Pew Pew
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Re: hi
by Turquoise Dragon on Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:05 am
My English Teacher wrote:There are only two kinds of jokes - clean jokes and funny jokes.
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Re: hi
by Max Rambone on Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:19 am
Laser wrote:A free gift is not an oxymoron.
Oh, yeah.....it's more like a tautology.
Freudian slip, I suppose. Or my brain is catching up(down) with my body.
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