[01:08] Sith[PSL]: i guess there is a spam urge in all of us
[01:08] Sith[PSL]: though some of us suppress it
[01:09] Sith[PSL]: its like sexual desire
[01:09] Sith[PSL]: some of us suppress it
[01:09] Sith[PSL]: but some of us just go around wanking off in public
[01:09] Sith[PSL]: jizzing over everything
[01:09] Sith[PSL]: in siege it would be with mines
[01:09] Sith[PSL]: and balls
[01:09] -GUARD!AN-: rofl wtf
[01:10] Sith[PSL]: the more i think of it
[01:10] Sith[PSL]: siege is like sex
[01:10] Sith[PSL]: there all these different "positions"
[01:10] Sith[PSL]: (classes)
[01:10] Sith[PSL]: in which you thrust your junk in someones face
[01:10] Sith[PSL]: (mines/balls/blobs/dets)
[01:10] -GUARD!AN-: omg rofl
[01:10] Sith[PSL]: and the midget door
[01:10] Sith[PSL]: or other chokepoints
[01:11] Sith[PSL]: well its just like a hole on a woman
[01:11] Sith[PSL]: i mean who doesnt want to see 30 balls down the midget door
[01:11] -GUARD!AN-: and those lightsaber duels, so sexual
[01:11] Sith[PSL]: its domination
[01:13] Sith[PSL]: and the shields
[01:13] Sith[PSL]: its just like not coming
[01:13] Sith[PSL]: you want to go through the shield
[01:13] Sith[PSL]: and get the obj
[01:13] Sith[PSL]: cuz it will feel good
[01:13] Sith[PSL]: but theres that shield
[01:13] Sith[PSL]: that you have to break through
[01:13] Sith[PSL]: you got to endure
[01:13] -GUARD!AN-: moar like hymen
[01:13] Sith[PSL]: till its time
[01:13] -GUARD!AN-: or whatever its called
[01:13] -GUARD!AN-: nasty shit man
[01:14] Sith[PSL]: then you explode thru it
[01:14] Sith[PSL]: and the cc
[01:14] Sith[PSL]: well
[01:14] Sith[PSL]: the cc is like courting a woman
[01:14] Sith[PSL]: you got to do all this gay shit
[01:14] Sith[PSL]: like get up through the lift
[01:14] Sith[PSL]: and survive the spam
[01:14] Sith[PSL]: or hack the side door
[01:14] Sith[PSL]: and get camped
[01:14] Sith[PSL]: have to do all this gay shit
[01:14] Sith[PSL]: like flirting
[01:14] Sith[PSL]: to reach your final objective
[01:14] Sith[PSL]: which is to get in the cc
[01:15] -GUARD!AN-: omg duo lmao
[01:15] Sith[PSL]: and thrust your mines all over it
[01:15] Sith[PSL]: just cum all over it with mines
[01:15] Sith[PSL]: fuck it all up
[01:15] Sith[PSL]: oh good
[01:15] Sith[PSL]: so good
[01:15] Sith[PSL]: oh god*
[01:15] Sith[PSL]: the cc is a pussy
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[01:15] Sith[PSL]: is not the cc just a pussy
Duostotle
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Duostotle
by GUARD!AN on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:16 am
GUARD!AN
–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.
–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.
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Re: Duostotle
by Max Rambone on Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:56 am
Shields are more like condoms, TBH.
~archi
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Eventus stultorum magister.
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Re: Duostotle
by C2PO on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:38 pm
Duo is oficially sex-crazed.
Now that's the tastiest crunch I ever hoid.
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Re: Duostotle
by Magyk on Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:13 pm
Necroing this thread, because I randomly read it, and it was hilarious.
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