How many 5 year olds could you take on in a fight?

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How many 5 year olds could you take on in a fight?

Postby GUARD!AN on Sat Jul 11, 2009 3:38 am

A classic e-question, was curious on your thoughts.

In all seriousness I would say somewhere in 50-100 range, but I took an online quiz and it only said 33 lol.
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take on in a fight?

Postby Ranger Bob on Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:10 am

Well...in all seriousness, five year olds can be extremely enthusiastic...plus, their hits can hurt. I'm speaking from experience here. :cry:

EDIT: I took the quiz, but it looks like I can only hold off 17. :o
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take on in a fight?

Postby dadeus on Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:24 am

depends on the amount of bullets in the magazine and how many magazines I have.. :mrgreen:

cause as a trained school teacher I know this...don't take on an angry 5 year old without back up.... :oops:
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take on in a fight?

Postby Padawan on Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:58 pm

give me a chainsaw and 1000+
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Re: How many 5 year olds could you take on in a fight?

Postby Magyk on Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:46 am

Took a quiz on facebook a long time ago, and I think it was somewhere around 200ish.

I can last for 2 minutes in a fight against Chuck Norris, eat it.
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